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Well, sunday, I decided to show some friends the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged by TFS. I actually hadn't watched it all the way through due to my fear of Alucard The Vampire. He's just plain scary... or so I thought.

Turns out, I actually fangirl over him. No, really I'm just as confused as you are...

Anyways. The quote from the abridged episode. This scene is from the second episode of the OVA as he's about to rape the life out of Luke Valentine... or maybe during... I'm not sure. I liked this picture because not only does it show:
A.His Psychotic Killer side (Or maybe he's ALL Psychotic Killer)
B.I-can-transform-into-whatever-I-want-bitch
C. EYES OF DOOM
D. He has more Teeth than The Osmond Family

But it does so in a very atractive way. Those of you unfamiliar with the series, this is one of Alucard's more attractive moments.

And that is my explanation for this picture. It's also the background on my computer and phone for the time being.
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:iconask-fangthevampire:
Ask-Fangthevampire Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
you cheeky dick-waffle!
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:icontahkaullus01:
Tahkaullus01 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Writer
How the blood soaked protestant hell did you do that?
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:iconask-fangthevampire:
Ask-Fangthevampire Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Alucard Uh Oh fuck you, that's how
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:icontahkaullus01:
Tahkaullus01 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Student Writer
.....That's fair.
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:iconmdtartist83:
MDTartist83 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014   General Artist
I actually like how Alucard looks in that getup.
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:iconsilverstream-pi:
Silverstream-pi Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013
F*** you that's how
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:iconnessfan123:
NessFan123 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
Actually, Abridged Alucard there told Luke to give him a hug...then proceeded to eat him...
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:iconsalamence247:
Salamence247 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
Oh sorry, I just like to dirty talk when someone is SUCKING MY DICK.
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:icondevilkais:
devilkais Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Nah he does not rape anyone... okay maybe Lucy but that was before working for the Hellsing ... He just feeds them to his little dog Cromwell
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:icondarkangelnumber1:
darkangelnumber1 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
Perfect example of a real vampire.
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:iconmastershepard53:
mastershepard53 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
HUGG ME
really?
OH GOD NOOOO
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:iconmellosutcliffe:
MelloSutcliffe Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
"That was a seventy inch... plasma screen TV... soooo, what can I do for you today?"
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:iconnessfan123:
NessFan123 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
You must be the great Alucard!...
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:iconbarbwirerose:
BarbWireRose Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Alucard: Oh yeah you dirty bitch! Work the shaft!
Val: excuse me?
Al: I like to talk dirty when someone's Sucking My Dick!
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:iconkamenrider342:
kamenrider342 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
BITCH I EAT PEOPLE



P.S. It's NAZI's
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:icondk2k1:
DK2K1 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"How the blood soaked protestant Hell did ya mannage ta dew thaht?!"

"Fuck you, that's how."
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:iconmusicismylife7:
MusicIsMyLife7 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2012  Student Artist
Aluuuuu! He's epic.
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:icontsukasa57:
Tsukasa57 Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
lol
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:iconpokechampof2008:
pokechampof2008 Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
It was the Nazis wann't it?

No.

Betcha I'm right.

Bet you you're wrong!

Betcha you're a skank.

Bet you you're and asshole!

BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!
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foreverXoXme Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2012  Hobbyist
The second episode is the best!!! XD
It cracks me up when Integra's talking to the financial suppliers while Alucard's ripping Luke apart.
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:iconask-fangthevampire:
Ask-Fangthevampire Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
that's what he does when he needs to entertain himself
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:iconnessfan123:
NessFan123 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
"Shut up and take our money!"
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:iconpivotfighter:
pivotfighter Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
*insert horror movie murder theme here*
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:iconteam-odd:
team-odd Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? REALLY! O'M'GOD NOAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA pffft
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:iconiceythorlover432:
IceyTHORlover432 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Student General Artist
GIVE ME A HUG!
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:iconnessfan123:
NessFan123 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013
"R-really?"
(smirks, then lunges)
"OHGODN-"
"WE'RE HERE ON EPIC MEAL TIME! I'M THE SAUCE BOSS, AND TONIGHT, WE'RE EATING THIS BLONDE LITTLE WANNABE DEMIGOD B**CH"!
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:iconpsychograndmaster:
PsychoGrandmaster Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Luke should have promised him a new plasma screen...
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:iconrassilon001:
Rassilon001 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
Awww, he just wants a hug...
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:iconspectreofapples:
SpectreofApples Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2012  Hobbyist
Best. Scene. EVER.
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:iconhakann442:
hakann442 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2012
Give me a hug
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:icontheantiflag:
Theantiflag Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
lol
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:iconfemalequilltip:
FemaleQuillTip Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
YOu must watch that movie religiously!!! Get it?
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:iconerinlovesxigbar:
ErinLovesXigbar Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconalexanderandersonplz: How the blood-soaked protestant hell did you do that?!

:iconalucardplz: Fuck you, that's how.
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:icon47coos47:
47coos47 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2011
GIVE ME A HUGG!!
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:iconmastershepard53:
mastershepard53 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Really
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:icongalladexgardevoir12:
galladexgardevoir12 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
"HIT ME, FIGHT ME, GIVE ME A HUG!"
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:icongeneralfoley:
Generalfoley Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Student Writer
"Hit Me! Fight Me! Give me a hug!"

It was at that point I rofl'd. I rofl'd so very, very hard. On the floor. On my desk. Even on my bed. I rofl'd so much, it wasn't even funny. But it was, for I was rofl-ing. I rofl'd everywhere.

To be honest, I like the Abridged series of this over the actual series.

It's entertaining, it's got balanced humor, and, so far, it's got a good story line.

I'm looking forward to the other episodes that come out.

Unless I have to wait a year for every one of them.

Then fuck that.
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:iconhakann442:
hakann442 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2011
How the blood sucked protestant hell did u do that fuck u that's how
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:iconsabertoothlioness:
SabertoothLioness Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Luke Valentine is lik ethe Hellsing version of Edward Cullen.
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:iconcasandraelf:
Casandraelf Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
naah, he killed edward in the first episode
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:iconsabertoothlioness:
SabertoothLioness Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG yeah he sure did! I thought that "fakepire" smelled like pixie dust! Well in that case we don't have to worry about Bella then MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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GhostPilgrim Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
*ghouls slaughtered*
LV: damn thats an anti tank rifle...... O_O OH F**K THATS AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!!

S: Bitches love cannons
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:iconsabertoothlioness:
SabertoothLioness Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
MUWAHAHAHAHA!
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:iconghostpilgrim:
GhostPilgrim Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
W: tell me everything you know
YV: ok ok I'll tell you, what you gotta do is go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called viagra and it can help you go FUCK YOURSELF
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:iconsabertoothlioness:
SabertoothLioness Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Tehe that made me think about Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder.
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:iconscarred-by-envy:
Scarred-By-Envy Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011
Eat me don't forget to write.

XD
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:iconpokechampof2008:
pokechampof2008 Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
That was a 70 inch plasma screen tv...So how can I help you?
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:iconscarred-by-envy:
Scarred-By-Envy Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
You must be the great Alucard.
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:iconpokechampof2008:
pokechampof2008 Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
Sup.
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:iconscarred-by-envy:
Scarred-By-Envy Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
The night walker who glides through oceans of blood beyond human a monster who's power radiates with a darkness that casts a shadow on darkness itself!
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