Alucard- You done goofed

Well, sunday, I decided to show some friends the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged by TFS. I actually hadn't watched it all the way through due to my fear of Alucard The Vampire. He's just plain scary... or so I thought.

Turns out, I actually fangirl over him. No, really I'm just as confused as you are...

Anyways. The quote from the abridged episode. This scene is from the second episode of the OVA as he's about to rape the life out of Luke Valentine... or maybe during... I'm not sure. I liked this picture because not only does it show:
A.His Psychotic Killer side (Or maybe he's ALL Psychotic Killer)
B.I-can-transform-into-whatever-I-want-bitch
C. EYES OF DOOM
D. He has more Teeth than The Osmond Family

But it does so in a very atractive way. Those of you unfamiliar with the series, this is one of Alucard's more attractive moments.

And that is my explanation for this picture. It's also the background on my computer and phone for the time being.